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Well, I hope all my Friends near and far are hanging in there? Wow time flies and our Lives seem to be getting More & More expensive! I Love what I do in my Massage practice! Meet me 1/2 Way & We Will Both Have a Beautiful Therapy in the Art of Massage! Safer & Super Unique!

For Me, Miss Wendy to be a Happy, Funny and Still Hot Number! I must Screen my Calls & See Folks that Like Me, 4 Me! My Body Art Work, My Stories, My Love 4 Animals! Pets Welcome or to Talk About Your Late Pet! My Dolly Rose has been having Health Challenges & It’s Always Hard When You Love You Little Angel So Much!

My Prices have stayed the Same, My Tattoos You Can Ask Questions & I will Discuss & Show You! See My Breath Taking Lights! Like Christmas in St. Augustine! Light Up My Quiet Private Space with a Bathroom and Body Wash/Scrub Available To Be Super Clean & Fresh! We All Like That!

Have You been to “Hand & Stone’ Corporate Owned Places! Or When a Business says. “Massage Matters’ But We All Know That False Advertising Is Everywhere. I’m Still Bummed About Buying, “Alien Tape’ It Does Not Hold a Book Case! LOL

If You Just Want a Place to Drop Your “Tired, Worn Out Hide’ Somewhere? See Me, Affordable & So So Relaxing & Even For The Super Serious! I Can Make You Smile with Humor & Time!  At Least Most!

Have a Beautiful Day! Shout out to a few Folks in the Carolinas! Hang in there Bro, Things will Get Better! Believe & Thank you for all the Positive Feedback & Support 4 America Small Business by Women! You are Greatly Appreciated!

Cheers, Miss Wendy

 

Massage, Good Music & Thai Massage Can Make You Feel Like Getting a Tattoo? OK Maybe Not? But Enjoy My Stories About Mine! To Make It Simple! I Love Animals & Most of My Clients Know That! So Surprise? Probably Not! I’m a Caring Therapist that Believes In Doing the Best Job Possible to Make Your Session the Best I Can Do With My Training and Years of Experience! I May Not Be The Youngest Chick A Poo Now! But Hey I Think My Photos, Recent, No Hiding My Face! Tells You I Still Got It & That is Because I Like My Creative Life, Helping People & Animals Too! Please If You Don’t Know Me? Check Out My Website & Gift Yourself a Great Massage & Skincare Sessions with Me, Miss Wendy Arlene! I Do Longer Sessions & It Can Be Hard To Schedule With Me, Especially If You Are New! But After That First Appointment & If It Works Out? You Can Schedule The Day Before! Remember I’m About Quality Not 1/2 Hours Or Squeezing You In Real Fast! So Please Be Patient If I’m The Lass You Wish to See? Cheers

 

Hi Friends, for those who don’t know me yet, I usually will Once or Twice a month Add something New to my Blog and many times Add New Videos, Pictures and My Thoughts through out my Website. So sometimes you have to go on like a ‘Easter Hunt’ to see what New Stuff you may Find New & Fun!

My Goal is to Offer the Best Tailored Massage Possible for You! Big, Small, Artificial Hips, Shoulders & Knees, I’ve seen it All! I Really Do Love Helping You Feel Better! My Sessions will make You Smile, Feel Better and Be Glad You Came to See Me!

Thank you to all my clients that Really Make My Days The Best & Fun Too!   Cheers to you and all your stories & pictures about your Pets and all the Cuties out there. Wish I could have many more animals in my Life! Pets are Always Welcome!

Please Check out my Service page if you Don’t know me. I’m not Affiliated with Anyone who works Anywhere Else and I try to advertise the Least times Possible. Why? Because no matter where I advertise, I get confused with the Either Asian Services or Many Girls working at Brothels now throughout the area. I  am not into Selling my Body Parts to make a quick Buck! I want to Earn my Money by you Leaving going…”Wow that was Very Nice & I Feel Better even Great!  I Believe My Massage is Wonderful & Unique!  I believe in Quality than Faster service and begging for Tips!  So please be Patient if I can’t see you the Same Day you Called me! I try my Best Everyday to Schedule Fairly and remember if I have seen you before you can schedule the Day before too! Yay!

Again, My Massages are Not Boring or Stall like Old Bread! But at the Same time I’m not Pretending to Offer Massage.  You will find me Refreshing, Unique & Sweet! That said, I do screen my calls just a bit to get the right kinder folks in first. I respect Honesty and Sometimes like to be Blunt, like this… Hey, If you are Looking to Get Screwed even during Virus Times and now maybe spreading, Monkey pokes spreading now through Sex! Yikes! It’s Your Body Not Mine! Go For It, Right On Dude! Not with Me though! Got it?  So Maybe or Maybe Not you stopped reading my Post! LOL. For those who still Dare to Read On, You will Join the Few who have Fun with me. Just hanging out Laughing Stretching along with Warm Healing stones with my Soothing Aloe Vera Gel along with my Deep Tissue or Softer Approach!   Did I mention my Prices are Very Fair to You too!  Cheers to a Wonderful Month! P.S… Thank you all for asking about Dolly Rose, my little sweet dog! She is much better now. August 6th I will be gone for the Day!

Cheers, Wendy Arlene!

Hi Friends & People I may not know Yet! So I have not worked too Much Healing the World one Touch @ a Time! Dolly Rose, my Little Tiny Bundle of Joy! Her back Hips went out on her. So she can’t walk right now! So I’m finding a Solution by getting her a walking harness and getting over my sadness about it. Here is a Picture of both of Us on July 4th and Yes, I will be Sporting more of my “BodyArtWork” better in Person to Check out & I’ll be back for Sure Next Week! 🙂 If I have not seen you Before! Just Call Early the Same day and Gift Yourself an Outstanding “Thai Style Massage’ I’ve Upped My Game and Now I’m getting More and More Folks Calling Me Back So Quickly! And, That’s What I Want so I can Advertise Less and Spend More Time with You! Lot’s of Time, Skill & Authentic Kindness Always! Down Fall ..It’s Only Me, So Be Patient and Let’s Plan and Make You a Regular Client too!

Disclaimer: I’m Really Really into Massage! Schooled and Licensed in Skincare, Massage & Yoga Degree from California! When and If I Advertise where that is ? It’s Because its Free, Gets a Few Folks Really Looking for a “Great Long Thoughtful Massage” I’m not going to Screw you or Pretend “Massage Matters’ as a Title to get you here to see me, Or,  be “Deceptive’ about my Business. Folks that advertise around me is what they say about what they do! Maybe they Do Massage? Maybe they want to get Noticed and Really Don’t? I Don’t Know and I welcome for Freedom of Speech! So Please Read about Me and If You like My Vibe and want a Fun Authentic Massage? Call and Pets Welcome!

Cheers, Wendy

My July 4th Outfit! I recommend “Maverick’ Great All American Movie! Remember it “Hot’ Out there. Drink a Lot a Water and When You Can Carve Out a Bit of Time for Yourself! Maybe Enjoy a Relaxing “Authentic Thai Massage’ with a “Very Nice Addition’ Try a “AloeVeraBodyScrub’ for a Feeling of Super Clean Skin! Remember I’m Licensed in All These Fields…..So I can Check Your Skin and Give You Advise About Yours!

Cheers, Wendy

Hi Friends, Welcome to… “Wendy’s World’  Experience a “Tropical’ Environment with Soothing Outdoor Sounds and Island Music’ My Hands are my Greatest Gift and I hope to Share a bit of the Paradise with You!  I Don’t Have a Table Shower but my “Natural Unscented Body Scrub Done By Me with a Soothing Touch! It’s Through Sensual Because you have a Pretty Therapist Addressing Your Skin & Body with Good Vibes! What Compliments?  Try Herbal Hair Removal, For Beach Lovers & For Surprising Yourself and Your Date with Smooth Skin! My video on this website on my “Home page’ really gives you the Details Perfectly!’ My “BodyArtWork’ took 8 Years to Finish & I Have 76 Animals Tattoos! Each Tattoo Connects Togather to Tell a Story! Some may “Think & Judge’ about it. That is OK! My ‘BodyArtWork’ has healed me in Many Ways and with my Love for Tattoos, Lacy & My Pretty Face! it works for me. I can Share the “Why’s’ with Folks and Talk about “Why Animals Are So Cool”  I’m Looking for the “Gems” out there! The Animal Lovers & Sweetie Pies  who like to Live Free of Judgement and Hang Out & Laugh a Bit about Stupid Stuff or ? But, So much Heavy Stuff in the World Going on lets keep it “Light’ Join Me & Be Pampered this Summer with Me, Miss Wendy! I Hope To Meet You Some day! Enjoy Your Healthy Lifestyle Everyday!

Cheers, Wendy

Hi Friends, New & Improved Experience! I know the Economy is Whacked & Stress is High! First, I’m So Sorry! Well Vote Me in For When You Want To De Stress! Yes? Why With Me? Try an Authentic Thai Massage with all The Fixing….. The Super Wide Table to Fully Spread Out! Training, I’ve Been Trained in the Art of Authentic Thai Massage! Very Deep Body Work & My Super Famous Aloe Vera Gel, Like Nuru Gel From Stores But Better, (No Chemicals & Applied in a Sensitive & Though Way From a Straight Gal with Tenderness & Care!

But Don’t Get it Wrong! I will Always Spank You Silly if You Want To Confess How Bad You Have Been Out there! Lol…Fun & Therapeutic!

Have a Beautiful Unafraid Day!

Hi Friends, I know the World is So Crazy & Expensive! I have keep my Prices the Same for Years and Intend to Keep it that Way! Most of all My Mission is to make Your Visit with me Unique, Rejuvenating & Most of All Get Your Muscles Working Right! Less Stress & a Happier You!

If You Have Not Been In For Awhile? Your Very Welcome To Visit & Enjoy All I Have To Offer You ….Deep Tissue, Specializing Thai And Swedish Style! Very Deep To Anywhere In Between with a Bit of Light Goose Bump Touch Too!

FYI: If You Are Super Convention and Not Into an Artsy Lass? That’s Too Bad but OK than Maybe I will Not Be your Perfect Therapist! I do Appreciate You Checking Me Out & I Wish You a Great Day!

My Short Story about My Art Work ….I started  Adding Artwork on my Body about 8 years ago. You can see Beautiful Pictures of Me Without and Some with my New Art Work! If you see me in Person, I will Show You! All I ask is that if you Share About Me? Please Also Share Why?

I was in a Car Accident 12 years Ago. I had a few Scares and Eventually started getting into Adding Art to my Body! All My Art Work Represents My Love For Animals and That is Why I added More. I wish to Be a Spokes Person for Animals. Many of my Clients know I Love Animals! ”  For ” OPUS 1984″ A Review Guy…. We Both Like To Talk, Politics, Life, Art etc…. We probably talked too Much! Many of you Find me Interesting and Ask a lot of Questions during a Massage! Keep in Mine, it can take me Off My Game in Focusing 100% on Your “Great Massage’ So Before or After Lets Chit Chat if You Wish! That said, “OPUS 1984′ We probably Talked to Much or I Did? LOL Your Review Sort of Sweet But than You Said, Quote “I Don’t Do Massage’ WHAT??? So No Hard Feeling, We Must Have Been Talking Too Much…. One Offer to You This Month, Before June! Call me or Text for an Appt on Me! OK? That is my Make Up Session to You! I will not be Upset. Just want you to FEEL in your words… For filled and hey try my ‘New’ Hand Wash Body Scrub’ gets you clean like a Shower too!  Good Day!

Have a Beautiful Day!

Cheers

Hi Friends, Please Enjoy my Two Post for May Madness Massage Month! Just some Thoughts for this Month! Some people stay the Same, No Improvements in their Practice or Improving Techniques in their Field of Work. NOT ME! I always Thrive to Be the Best & Make Improvements in my Field….Massage Therapy & Skincare! I have a Degree in Both by the State of California (where I grow up & moved like many have since)  I make my practice very much about Being Different and a bit Theatrical in my Approach so “Your Massage is Never Boring  but you get a Great Massage! I use Music Therapy ( A Variety of Music) maybe you have not hear in Awhile.

FYI: Not Sure if Folks Understand Me! There are Places to Review me but Most of my Sweet Clients Don’t because they just like to Get a Great Massage, Feel Safe & Happy  in my Cozy Office in Palm Bay! If Stronger Therapies that are Shaky at Best or not So Healthy or Not About a Great Massage? I’m not going to Be Reviewed there with a High 10 …Why? Because its the Wrong Section for Me to Be Reviewed! Yes? Understand? I’m Fun Skilled & Thoughtful About You! So grade me, Suggest Me on Those Merits Please! So Appreciated, thank you!   Believe you will Love my Massage & I’m Pretty and take care of myself like I Care for you!

Hope to Meet you Someday.

Cheers

 

 

Love Spring Time & The Longer Days! I hope Everyone that reads & Follows my Post enjoy Every Moment of your Life! In those Moments, maybe you may want to Get a Great Massage by Me, Miss Wendy Arlene! Why do I say Always, ‘Great Massage” Because its not just about a Massage with Zen Music, Pricey Door Fees (Just to get in the door) Crazy! Or Pricey $100 for Only 1/2 hour!!! Wow… No, No, No $80 for a Full Hour even Longer if you need it!

My Approach is Gifting you Time, Variety of Music that is Meant to be Uplifting and Give you a Feeling of Joy like a Concert! Yay Personality &  Authenticity! I really want to Help You Feel Your Best! All I ask, You really want the Best Massage! And, you might like  my Personality and I’m sure I can get you to Laugh &  Smile with my Humor & Touch! My Aloe Vera Gel is Very Popular and you can take some Home too.

My Thought for the Month, Well I have a Nice Group of Folks that are Amazing and Thank you so much for Supporting my Small Business! I really Appreciate it. There will Always be those that just have a lot of Time to Just Create Trouble not Ever be Nice so what can you do? I feel we are all Actors in this World. Some folks have their roles picked out due to their personalities and grudges due to their past experiences!  To those that are Frowning now and bogged down in Hate! Try Have a Beautiful Day & Just Chill out!  I hope you can find your Heart again and be a Gift in this world to make it a Better place! Yes? Who knows how much time we have in this world? So be Kind & Unwind Dude! Hate is Toxic to your Health & The Planet!

Cheers, Wendy Arlene!