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Hi Friends, I Hope This Beginning of Fall Seasons Is Super Fun & Why Not Join Me In The Fun:) I Decided Everyday, 31 days, To Wear a Halloween Something Special & Neat:) Could Be a Elf Dress, Cool Hat Or 1940’s Costume:) Just Fun With a Very Pampering Massage Of Course! My “Hair Removal Product’ Is Getting Very Popular Because The Results Last 4 Weeks:) Gentle, Natural & a Great Aloe Vera Massage Too:) Just a Winning Combination & You Get a Complimentry “Natural White Cedar Wood Soap’ After Care:) Only $20 Extra with Any 60 or 90 Minute Massage:) I’m The Only One I Know Of In The State That Offer This Treatment.System! Remember I’m Licensed In California Where I Went To School & Here In Florida & Have Been In Practice In Florida For Almost 15 Years:)
So To My Thought For This Month:) I think Most of You Know By Now That I Love Animals Both My Pets & All Critters:) I Have Met So Many Nice Folks & Thank You 4 Supporting My Small Business:) Join My Studies Now & Join Me In a Bit of Whiskey Tasting Before You Session! I’m Learning All About the Culture Of Whiskey & Bourbon:) Let Me Get You Ready 4 The Fall Season With Wonderful Skincare Services, Aloe Vera Facials & Scalp Massage & If You R Into The Wild Gals & Spending Lot’s Of Your Money On Them? Let Me @ Least 4 $80 to $100 Dollars Only Get You Looking Nice & Smooth 4 Weeks, Get You More Flexible & Offer You a Deep Tissue Massage With Hot Stones & My Aloe Vera Gel:) I Dropped My Prices a Bit & a Deep Tissue Is Only $80 Bucks:) So This Way You Can Spend Your Money Else Where Later Or Save 4 a Nice Lunch or Dinner Somewhere:) Cheers, Wendy Arlene

Enjoy Living In Paradise & I Hope When Your Ready To Travel Out of Your Cocoon? I Would Love To Give You Lot’s of Time To Relax & Give You The Best Massage That An Irish Lass Can:) Thank You 4 All My Great Reviews This Month:) Yay:) Finally Folks R Appreciating My Hard Work From School, My Soft Voice To Soothe & My Intuitive Touch:) Then, Mixing It All Up To Give You Something Special In The Art & Skill In The Massage World:) I Love Working On Feet & Take Pictures In An Artistic Classic Approach Of Mine:) So Let Me Use Reflexology & Feet Spa Treatments To Make Your Feet Feel Really Good:) Remember My Services R Only $80 Dollars $20 If We R Doing Hair Removal:) Go To The Page Called, “Wendy’s Massage Menu’ to See What My “Herbal Hair Removal System” Is All About 4 You To Stay Smooth:)
Please Keep In Mind, I’m Different, I Work Yes To Make A Living 4 My Pets & Me But I Care About The Folks I Meet To Help You Feel Better, Give You Lots of Time & Gift You Something Different Out There:)
Cheers To a Beautiful Day & Season 4 2023:) Wendy Arlene

Hope Everyone Has a Wonderful Month & Find Time To Relax? Maybe With Me, Miss Wendy Arlene! After 10 Months Working On My Photography & Theme Ideas, I Added Many Videos On My Website Here. I Hope You Enjoy The Many Videos, Beach/Clothes Designs I Made In The Past 10 years to Day:) Done With Love For Life, Art & To Express Natural Beauty of Feminine Joy @ The Beach:) I Believe, a Women Does Not Have To Be Raunchy With Photos To Still Express Feminine Beauty:) If Your Far Away? You Know I Appreciate Your Text Response To How Much You Like My Website Or To Express World Events & How You R Doing Out There? I Care About You Even If I Can’t See You Too Often:) I Try To Be Different Out There? What Does That Mean Miss Wendy Arlene? I Make Sure If You Make The Time For Me? I Give You Plenty of Time For You Even If The Session Goes Over a Certain Time:) If I Have Not Meet You Yet & You R Wondering If I’m The Lass To See? I Hope So & I Know My Schedule & Yours Might Be Challenging In The Beginning Especially If You Call In The Middle Of The Day:( I Do Try Everyday to Do My Best But I Do Only See a Few Clients a Day:) Why Wendy? Why Don’t You Just Work All Day And All Night & Make Lot’s Of Money? LOL Well, First, I Want To Do Quality Work & I Also Do My Creative Projects & Studies:) I’m Working On a Second Degree. So I Do Alot Of Studying Day & Night:) If You See Me? Not Only Do I Do The Best Massage, Have The Best Music, Clean & Affordable, You Will Learn Something Cool Or Something To Think About For Sure:) Wishing Everyone a Beautiful Summer & If Your Looking @ My Post From a Different Country? I Only Speak & Read English. Sorry, Just An American Celtic Lass From Florida Raised In California:) Cheers, From Wendy & Dolly Rose, Now 13 years Old & You Will See Her In My New Videos:) Enjoy! Remember, I’m New To Using Word Press & I Don’t Get Any Comments Sent To Me:( Nor Do I Read Anything But English:) So Enjoy My Website 4 Just What It Is:) To Tell You More About Me & Only If Your Close By? Can I Help You With Massage Or Skincare:) Cheers

Hi Friends, Stay Cool & Smart, I Hope To Reach Out To Some Of My New & Old Friends, I’m Sorry To Sometimes Add So Much Of The Pro’s & Con’s To The Art Of Massage:( I Feel The Need To Do It To Keep Your Head Up Right To What Is The Dangers & Advantages Of Relaxation & Just Be Up Front:) Not To Lecture Or Be A Debbie Downer. Just Real & Keep You Informed So You Can Live Free & Healthy All Your Years of Life:) Remember If Your Going On Vacation? Or Feel Your Hairy Ass Is Hard To Reach With a Razer? Check Out My “Wendy’s Massage Menu’ Page & See The Difference Between My Herbal Hair Removal & Waxing… My System is From Europe & There Is Zero Pain 🙂 Enjoy a Massage For Less & Look Out For Terms, Heading & Prices If Your R Not Sure If Someone is Legit or Going To Really Gift You a Great Massage:) My Price, $80 Bucks $20 Extra For Hair Removal Best Price In Town:) What To Look Out For, Heading Like, “I Will Blow Your ?’ I Think We Know What That Means & A Price Like $160 or More Usually:( Avoid The Cons, Hepatitis A, B, & C Caused By Oral Sex And Anal:( Therefore For Your Chances R High For You To Keep a Women You Actually Will Love Safe:( & More Easily Spread Herpes Which is The Easiest To Get & Not Curable:( Yiks, So Just If I May Encourage You To Have Fun & Stay Safe Which is Important To Me, Maybe We Can Meet & You Can Feel My Hands Heal & Pamper Your Body Naturally & With Personality:) Have a Wonderful Cool Summer Friends:)

Hi Friends, Wow Can You Believe It’s July Already? Well, I Put My Beach Wear Up To Remind Folks To Take Advantage Of My Terrific Herbal Hair Removal Services, Only $20 Extra With Your Massage:) Without Skincare Services Only $80 Because I Want You To All Afford a Truly Wonderful Massage Without The Typical Heavy Emphasize On “If You Have to Tip & How Much To Tip Etc?:( Any Tips I Do Get? I Use Towards “Helping Homeless People & Pets’:) I Will Always Treat You As The “Unique Individual’ You R And I Hope You Do The Same For Me:) Yay I Will Have New Videos Up By The Third Week On July & You Will See My Artsy Photos Of Many of My Body Art Work:)
So Now, To “Words’ And “Terms’ And What They Mean If You R Confused About What “Massage’ Truly Is? I Take My Profession Joyfully Yet Seriously:) I Enjoy Producing My Photography, Videos, Arts & Interlace Them With My Website Here For You To Enjoy:) I Hope You Do? 🙂 I Must, Though, to my Dismay, Also Be Honest & Forth Right About Words & What They “Really’ Mean. Let’s Not BeConfused No More:) Yes? Ok, First The Word, “Nuru’ I Have Folks that Call & Say, “Hey Do You Do Nuru Massage?” Unquote, OK, What Does “Nuru’ Really Mean? “Nuru’ Was Invented In Japan To Disguise The Business Of Sex- Body Sliding-Foreplay to Sex—You Pay For Sex But It’s Disguised By Saying Nuru Massage, Massage Is Not “Nuru’ And “Nuru’ Is Not Massage:) It’s Kinda Unfair to You to Be Promised “Nuru” Pay More & Than Not Get Laid:( Right? Or To Have Someone Get Mad Because Now Your Expecting It But Than Denied:( So Watch for Terms & What They Really Mean:) I Offer “The Art Of Massage’ Trying For An Affordable Price To Offer That To You & If You Take Me Up On It:) I Believe, You Will Enjoy & I Use Only The Best Homemade “Aloe Vera Gel’ I Make Myself, No Scent, No Greasy Feel Along With Warm Earth Stones:) Have a Beautiful Summer & Hope To See You Soon-Remember I Work Part-Time So Be Patient If I Can’t See You The Same Day, I Work for Myself:) Cheers, Wendy Arlene

Almost July But I Feel Like It’s July Already:) So I Found One Of My Creative Art Photography Pictures:) I’m Still This Pretty, Just Have Art Work A Bit But Eating Health Foods & Being Creative Feeds My Spirit Right to Stay Classy, Sweet & Pretty:) So Yes, This Month I Have a Lot to Say….Please Please Don’t Take Someone’s Word About Any Lady You Think You Want To See, Not Even Me:) Do Your Research, Think For Your Self! Don’t Let Someone Tell You Stuff & Just Believe It:( Why Why Why? You Can Do Your Own Research 4 Your Safety Yes? No Matter If I Help With Your Stress Or Not? I’m OK, I Have Wonderful Super Nice Clients:) So I’ve Been Doing Some Research For All Of Us Being I Just Finished My Continuing Ed Credits For School:)( Just Wondering Myself, Who Is Truly Licensed In Massage or Not? Remember, I Mentioned What Happened To Me Saturday? People Will Say And Look OK But They Could Be Totally Fake! Please See My Information & Oh Here It Is– My License# MA89010 You Will See I Have My License & Love Being Just a Groovy Chick That Makes You Smile With Humor, Skill For Getting You Out Of Pain & Most of All Never a Money Grabber:)Be Careful If You Need Stronger Therapies Beyond Mine, Many Men I Guess Need More Than I Can Offer As A Massage Therapist, I Hope Not Since Some Ladies Really Do Dangerous Stuff Out There:( Remember Your Body Is Your Temple:) I Do Offer a Nice Sincere Massage & I Only Charge $80 Bucks, True Spa Prices But I’m Better Than a Spa Because I Like To Hang Out a Bit & Relax With Maybe Some Whiskey /Chocolates & Chat About Stuff & Allow My Hands To Make You Feel Better:) Life Is Too Short & Welcome To Florida If Your New… Remember Be Kind, Unwind & Know Your R Appreciate In This World:) Cheers, Wendy Arlene

Hi Friends, Hope Everyone is Keeping Cool? If Not Remember I Offer a Beautiful Relaxing Yet Class Act Massage:) I’m Consistent In Being a Cool Chick & Have Had My Knocks Too With The Public, Most Folks R So Kind & Never Mean:) Thank you to All My Beautiful Wonderful Clients & If I Have Not Met You Yet? Maybe I Will, Maybe I Won’t, that Will Be Up To Both of Us When You Call:)
I Will Also Be Kind, Let You Unwind Lift Your Spirits with My Touch, This I Promise You 4 Only $80 Bucks Better Than Going to “Hands & Stones’ In My Option Because, I’m Still Less Expensive & Give You More Time:)
Always Pets R Welcome too:)
On a Sadder Note:( Remember Darkness Is Around Us All The Time:( For Example, a Dark Force Came Into My Place & Never Paid Me Because Their Intentions Were Deceptive:( People Can Smile Even Bring Pets In To Get The Heart To Take Over The Discerning Brain of Judgment:( Why I Mention This Story? Not To Feel Sorry 4 Me But Warn Everyone That This Can Happen To Anyone In Different Ways, Maybe You Got The Bait & Switch, Told You Were Special, Only To Find In Some Review Unsafe Activities Were Done On Anyone With The Right Cash, So Your Not Feeling So Special:( But Remember You R In Wendy’s World:) Am I Special Enough 4 You? So The Motto: You Live & Learn Is So True Is It Not? So My Wisdom For Self Protection, If It’s You Or Another Therapist Like Me .. Here It Goes, I Wish I Paid Attention, Look At Them When They Thought I Was Not Looking @ Them. This Is What I Missed, Watch For a “Shift In Their Eyes’ of Deception, They Will Look Down a Lot, Not Make Eye Contact:( If They Bring a Dog To An Event? This Does Not Promise This is a Good HEARTED Individual:( & It’s Never The Dogs Fault, a Pet Does Not Have a Choice To Choose Their Owners:( Goodness Will Always Win & Darkness Will Always Be Miserable. If It Happens To You? Move On & Keep Smiling & Be Glad You Don’t Have to Deal With Them Anymore Like Someone Else Will In The Future:(
So My Motto: Be Kind, Unwind & Know You R Appreciated Even If You Had a Bad Day:) Call Me If You Have or Just Stressed Out:) I’m Not a Super Wild Chick Like Many Where I Advertise But I Always Will Stay True To You, Look Great, ( I Don’t Look Fat or Old) Gift Great Service, (Longer Unrushed Sessions) & My Voice Is Not a Smokers Voice Only Sweet & Soothing to Fall Asleep To Everyday:)

Have a Very Beautiful Day:) Like “Taylor Swift’ sings, “Let The Haters, Hate’ They will Hate Anyways, Let Them Be Miserable In Their Own Piss:) Let’s Be Happy & Share Some Spirits Togather:) Like Whiskey, Like Irish/Celtic Gals & Irish Whiskey? Let’s Share & Relax Soon In Wendy’s World… That’s the Best! Safe Yet Fun- Oh and the Best Chocolates too:) Maybe, You Gotta Be Super Nice I Guard My Chocolate Box Closely:) LOL
Cheers, Wendy Arlene

Hi Friends, Finally just finished my continuing credits for school:) My Goal Everyday is To Offer The Best Massage For Anyone Who Calls Me That Is Kind & Smart Like Me:) Like Most of My Clients Know By Now, I Add New Therapies, Change Up My Office Or Have New Videos To Add On My Website:) So I Hope Soon, July, Adding an Option To Have Two Wonderful Therapies, “Rosewood Aloe Vera Facial’ Imagine, Silky Cool Aloe Massaged In Your Face With a Rosewood Thai Stick For Specific Pressure Points Along with Neck & Shoulder Body Work:) Yummy:) Available Now, Just Ask Me! For 90 Minutes, Why Not Try a “Foot Massage’ Sit In a Massage Chair & Pamper Your Feet with Reflexology Along with Sea Salt Rub For The Happiest Feet:) Just My Thoughts Today: Just Took My Human Traffixing Course:( So Sad So Many Women AreTraffixing In To Our Country:( I’m Seeing More Ads & We All Have Seen Them, They Don’t Look To Happy Most Come From SouthEast Asia & South America:( Please Be Aware & Feed Your Soul with Only Good People, Ideas & Healing 4 a Better Life:) Enjoy a Very Fun Affordable Kind Massage By the Fystee Lass & Soon More Videos To Come Soon:)
Cheers

Hi Friends, I Hope Everyone is Enjoying Their Summer?:) Remember, I May Not Always Advertise In Some of The Places I Have In The Past, I Will Just Not As Often, If Possible! Why? Because Where You May Have Maybe Found Me, I Get Clumped In With Everyone Else:( If You Know Me Some? I’m Not Like Everyone Else, I Don’t Do Just Anything For Money & I Want To Always Earn My Money With Gifting You My Hands, Personality & A Great Safe Place To Visit Always:)
What’s New Wendy Arlene? Great Your Asking Today:) I’ve Been Working Hard On My Art Work, My Own Photography For The Past 12Years & Finally Will Have Them For Sell Soon On Etsy:) I Will Let You Know When Here Soon:) If You Are Dealing With Injuries, Lack Of Modality Or Just Super Stressed Out & Its Effecting Your Body? You Will Love My “Serenity Movement Therapy’ Video, 50 Minute Video & You Will Have Lot’s of Ideas, Techniques & Ways To Get Your Body To Fully Relax Anywhere:) I Always Try To Teach These Techniques At My Office In Palm Bay:) I Will Be Adding In July a Full Range of Therapies For The Feet:) Yummy! So You Can have a 30-45 minute “Feet Therapy Session’ Followed By Massage:) Or Massage/Stretch 4 Specific Concerns:)
Pets Are Always Welcome, I Have Toys, Water & a Large Play Pen If Needed & Variety of Drinks for You:)
Remember Please, I’m Fun & Affordable But I’m Not a “Merritt Island Lady’ Some Will Sport They R a Massage Therapist But Really They Want Your $200-$300 Dollars & Offer Sex To Anyone That Walks In:( Keep In Mind This, “Anyone Who Walks In, Before & After You Maybe’ Reviews Go Like This, ” She Did BBBBCIM— On And On So Just The Money & The Next Guys Health— Swallowed a Load With Chit Chat After & On To The Next Sucker Who Arrives:) Yiks These Ladies Might Be Busy or Richer Than Me But Yiks Again…. I Don’t Want To Make Money That Way:( So If You Just Want a Cool Irish Gal To Make You Laugh And Come Out Feeling Great & I’m Very Pretty Too:) Maybe I’m A Better Alternative! 🙂 Yes ? Have a Beautiful Day & Summer:)

Hi Friends, I hope everyone is Enjoying their Summer?:) Are We Not Lucky To Have Such a Beautiful Place To Live & To Enjoy Our Beaches?:) We Have Fresh Air, Low Crime & Great Fresh Watermelon To Enjoy:) The Older I Get, The More Gratitude I Have For The Small Stuff, Or Maybe Not So Small Afterall? We Are Only Here For a Short Time & So The Past Few Weeks, I’ve Been Going To The Beach More With My Beautiful Dog, Dolly Rose, She Is 13 Now, So Everyday With Her Is Previous To Me:) Just Finishing My Video Projects. I Will Let You Know Where You Can See Some of My Creative Video Projects:) Etsy Will Be One Of The Sites & One Other. I’ll Let You Know Later In The Month:)
If Your Looking For a Great Safe, Relaxing Place To Get a Massage, a Really Thoughtful Massage? I May Be Your Gal, If You R Looking For Other Activities? I’m Not Involved In That Way:( Lot’s of Bust Going On, Human Trafficing:( So Why Pay For That! Right? Every Action We Take In Life Can Make a Great Difference In Your Life Or Not? Let’s Hang Out & Enjoy Humor, Thoughtful Conversation & Let My Hands Offer Your Body a Chance To Heal & Rejuvenate Naturally:) My Products Are Made By Me From My Aloe Plant In The Kitchen & My Whiskey/Rosemary/Aloe Vera Tonic For Your Feet & Specific Soreness:)
Enjoy Photos At Beach, Creative, Some Older, Mostly New & Just Fun, Fun Fun!
Cheers, Wendy Arlene